Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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