Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
As shirtless as possible
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
