so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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