Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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