We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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