Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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