I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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