David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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