coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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