no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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