Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I wear drunk well.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
