We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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