Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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