Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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