Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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