so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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