what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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