i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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