You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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