You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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