sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know her cup size but not her name....
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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