Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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