Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
