as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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