K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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