Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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