I heard we made out
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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