First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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