We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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