honey bunches of taint.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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