doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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