with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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