So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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