oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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