Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.