i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.