porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level