Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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