its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We are two peas in an std pod
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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