"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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