Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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