it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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