i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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