so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm at about main and main street
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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