love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
