Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Green mimosas i think yes
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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