But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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