john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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