Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
