Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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