question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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