Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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