your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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