Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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