he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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