Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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